Dark Liquid FlowArgonne National Laboratory has invented a way to finally see into dark liquids during flow. However the marketing group at Argonne has all been fired due to the 9 word name for the new technique. Simply put, this new X-ray technique allows a visual look at flow of dark liquids, helping the bored engineers who have been putzing around with silly models and equations which never accurately predicted real world experiments.

Now that precise models can be made from fuel injectors, Toyota should be announcing the 500 mpg car along with the use of the song “I Would Walk 500 Miles.”